Friday, February 14, 2014

Chimneys

When we first married I had never given a bird a second look.  Jim, on the other hand noticed every bird that (flew) across his path.  I began noticing them too.  I realized there was a whole jungle flying before my eyes that I had been missing.

I had the same feeling a while back when I noticed some chimneys on new houses close by.  One house had 8 chimneys--and then I began noticing others.  There were so many unsual ones, and the more I looked........ so camera in hand I went on a chimney safari.....here is what I found!
 




These are on a house I call the English Manor House.  It has been under construction for aleast year now, maybe longer.  It looks like it will need signs throughout the house that say, “You are Here” with an arrow showing your location.


 


  
  

 
 

 





As I photographed, people asked me what I was taking pictures of, when I told them, they began to tell me where I could find more unique chimneys!!
I discovered many unique inspiarations were on the very old and sometimes tiny houses.  

 



This is one of the very old houses in town, recently remodeled with this chimney added to compliment the older ones already on the house.
 



  

 
I am STILL noticing chimneys!!

Thursday, February 13, 2014

NSL BUSTED

A couple of weeks ago after NSL was in the locker room alone, two iphones ended up missing.  Then the next day while we were swimming in our classes, NSL walked up to the bags hanging on the wall and started rummaging through them.  She took an inhaler out of a bag, and walked off before the lady the bag belonged to, could get out of the pool.  Since Pam and I initially complained about her, 15 more complaints had been lodged.  And NSL continued to swim at the Y.  

On Wednesday when we were arrived there she was, in her see through camisole swimming away.  When she strutted across the entire room to the locker room one of the (female) staff followed her.  They told her the swimsuit was in appropriate and finally found out her name. Case closed drama ended.....

Until today.  When I arrived at the pool, she was swimming laps in a regular suit like all the rest of us finally!! But as I got in the pool one of the lifeguards started to call to her.  NSL looked around briefly but started to swim away.  Then I heard the lifeguard, Julie (a middle aged woman, who is the mother of 3 teenagers) say, “I have a swimsuit under these clothes..... so you can get out or I will come in and get you!”

By now we were all in our fitness class with instructions being called out by the instructor. Usually we are talking among ourselves but this morning everyone was extremely quiet.  We must have looked like a synchronized swim team of senior ladies with our heads strangely craned to the edge of the pool.  The exchange continued, with NSL slowly getting out of the pool.  By now she was screaming at the lifeguard and shaking a finger at her.

When NSL returned to poolside she was fully dressed and started screaming about how the Y was discriminating against her, a minority business woman, making her buy a membership and pay monthly acitivity fees.  Then she grabbed the young woman lifeguard who might be 20 and started shaking her finger at her.  The life guard looked straight ahead, never making eye contact and never uttering a word.

NSL swam at the Y for three years without paying the annual dues or the monthly activity fees.  The Activities Director annouced that wthe Y is looking in to getting scanner cards to open the doors.  NSL IS however NOW paid up on her dues.   


Friday, January 31, 2014

NSL No pictures........



The YWCA, where I swim each morning, has been a life saver!  I have psoriatic arthritis and have tried every exercise I could find. There has been no exercise that my knees could tolerate.  When I started water fitness at the Y it was the most wonderful solution for my knee problem.  I could tell a difference in my pain level on the days I exercised, as opposed to the the days I missed.  Soon water fitness at the Y was a part of my daily routine.  

Shortly after joining, I noticed a woman who was swimming in a camisole, out of fabric about the thickness of women’s panties--see through.  I mentionied it to one of the women in the class.  The lady replied that the woman always swam in that get-up. I asked if anyone had reported her for not wearing “appropriate and modest swimwear,”  as the Y literature rules required. The lady said, “Well no one knows her name.”

The next time I was swimming and encountered the Nude Swimming Lady (NSL) I said hello and asked her, her name.  She looked at me and said, in perfect English, “I do not speak English.” Okaaaaay.  That must be why no one knows her name. I continued to see her daily. Talking to the life guards and instructors there was the same response from each of them. “Oh yes I have noticed her, but I cannot say anything to her because I do not know her name.”

In the meantime I had been telling everyone of the benefits of the water fitness program at the Y.  Several months had gone by when I got a call from my bible study teacher asking about the water fitness classes I took at that Y.  Her son had fibermialgia and was looking for an exercise solution to keep him more mobile and pain free.  I talked to him and strongly recommended the water fitness program.  The day after talking to him while getting in the pool, the NSL came walking by me in “All her glory”.  It struck me, I have recommended that my bible study teacher’s son swim here and there is a woman who swims in the nude!!

After swimming that day I found the Aquatic Education Director, Tommy, and reported the NSL.  He said, he knew about her but nothing could be done because he didn’t know her name.  I told him I could find her name, since on that particular day there had only been two people there before me.  I looked at the sign-in sheet and there was her signature.... an up an down squiggle, a line, an up and down squiggle and a line.  Totally illegible. I went back to Tommy and told him what I had found.  He then asked to me to describe her,  I floundered, the only thing to describe her by were her naked physical characteristics--it was not like I could describe her swimsuit after all, so after stammering I finally said, “Well she is a small Asian woman in a see through camisole.”

Finally in total desperation I decided to write an email to the executive director.  I explained the situation about the NSL . I told her I had been asking that someone address the problem for almost a year, and would she please check on  the situation.


The next day I received a reply from the executive director. She said she wanted to address the problem......WITH ME!  She told me about the Y’s motto of “Empowering women and eliminating racisim.”  She noted my “Racist attitude for singling out a woman by calling her “Asian”.  She told me that I needed to be more sensitive to the cultural barriers I placed on people.”  GIVE ME A BREAK!!!! I was asked to describe a naked woman...no clothes to refer to, ONLY intimate body part details to describe.... I thought saying she was a small Asian woman was the most decreet description I could give!!!

I hope I dont get thrown out of the Y, I have really gotten a lot of benefit from being able to swim every morning.  On second thought, maybe they wont throw me out if I swim nude.......